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BWEIRD ART

by:Pox

2012/12/05

In my years of travels across the web, I have found many disturbing images which fall into a subset called "BWEIRD", a hybrid of the words "Bad" and "Weird". Anyone can make really shitty art but it takes a special mind to craft gems like these. Follow me along a stroll to the edge of madness! Also, be thankful this isn't a fucking slideshow. If you ever click on an article and realize it's a slideshow, kindly leave that page and never visit it again. You are being milked by the grubby hands of advertisers.

You, when clicking through a slideshow of the "11 Baldest Celebrity Babies Wearing Dresses".

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We're starting off strong here with.. this thing.. Looks like the Fonz is undergoing a pop-art vampire transformation that will end with terror for all.

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Are you aroused yet? The text explains nothing. NOTHING!

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Jasmine 5 seconds before biting a gay German magician.

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Can we just agree that sexual fetishes are starting to get too specific? Just jerk it to boobs you attention whore, you don't NEED a motocentaur giving rides to ambiguously masculine boat-hat wearing partners.

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Sasquatch Supergirl's blank stare denotes only her uncontrollable passion while Batgirl's terrorized face hints at the horrors to come.

At first I was understandably confused as to why anyone would find this arousing, but then someone showed me the source of this nightmare:

Well, that makes sense. Moving on...

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This showcases a phenomena which shall henceforth be referred to as "professional imbalance" whereby a piece is generated by a person or persons possessing vastly differing levels of skills at each task needed to complete the work. In this instance, the coloring is spot on and on par with industry standards. Good job! On the other hand, the line work...

MY SOUL!! PLEASE!! I WILL DO AS I AM TOLD!!

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Well fuck YOU too!

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Look out, Munch, we have a new king of Expressionism! So bold is the emotion displayed here that the artist just had to add a primordial "GRAAHH!" as the bald monkey accidentally fires the world's most quiet pistol at a suspected banana thief.

Lucky for you, I have found more from this budding Alex Ross. View it all there!

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Is there any way this wasn't painted by a jealous gay boy?

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On the plus side, it was carved with a chainsaw. On the down side, it's FUCKING TERRIFYING.

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Believe it or not, you're supposed to be greatly aroused by this. Looks like princess Peach is having a grand old time being slowly digested alongside... whatever that is...

The artist's Deviantart page!. Deviantart, truly the art world's toilet.

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OOOOOOOOOOKAAAAAAAAAY

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Did Lil' Sebastian just shit himself after falling into a cotton candy machine? Who bolted him to the floor? Oh god, is this a poster from one of those "Saw" movies everyone is talking about?

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While doing research for this, I stumbled across info for the only art museum in the world I'd actually want to visit:

THE MUSEUM OF BAD ART!!!

Holy shit, that's the best idea ever for a museum! I think it used to be called the Guggenheim but the direction saw a larger profit margin in their futures if they renamed it more accurately. Kudos to them. Go check out their website, I've never seen a better usage for a art history degree than the descriptions they have for the paintings!

On that note, I leave you to your now nightmare-filled head. Have a GREAT day guys!

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