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EATING THE 100 CANDY FROM THE FACEBOOK LIST

by:Pox

2013/12/16

As part of my 2013 New Year's resolution, I set out to eat all 100 candies from This list on Facebook.

Now, there were 2 problems with this list. Marathon Bars were discontinued in fucking 1981. Oopmas came in two kinds, the first one being a reeses pieces type candy that died in the early 80s while the other was apparently some Skittles ripoff that was pulled in 2009.

My guess is the list was thought up before 2009 by someone who thinks Marathon bars are this:

Though Snickers were only called Marathon bars in the UK and Ireland until the 90s and he also included Snickers on his list... So yes, list person, you are a moron. And I am a bigger moron for following your list, as this picture clearly demonstrates:

Anyway, Marathon bars have been somewhat replaced by Curly Wurly bars. The internet tells me it's the same thing, so I got one!

IT'S FINE. Anyway, here's y top 10, in no particular order:

-Cow tales
-Jelly Belly
-Mars
-Curly Wurly
-Crunch
-Twix
-Kit Kat
-Snickers
-Charleston chew
-Baby Ruth

Now a full list with my ratings of each, because people care:

You will notice a firm trend away from wax and chalk powder and towards delicious chocolate bars. The softer and more full of chocolate a candy is, the better and easier it is to eat all day long. Candy that are pure sugar just get pretty damn gross quite fast while those who balance out the sugar with peanuts and coconut turn out to be quite delicious!

So there you have it! A pointless list done! I might make up my own later on.

Photographic evidence of all 99 candy: