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Candy Pizza: Take 2

by:Pox

2012/04/13

Ok....Candy pizza, take 2. Sometimes you go to the grocery store and want to eat something with your insane food-crazed friend.... But it's late... and you're tired... and stupid...

That explains this monstruosity...

LE INGREDIENTS :

1. Crust ===== Some kind of weird waffer they make cookies with sometimes.
2. Sauce ===== Various fruit jams. I have to idea what it says on the label or where it's from.
3. Pepperoni === Haw flakes. This is a weird Chinese candy. Did I mention we bought all this at the Chinese grocery store?
4. Peppers ==== Sour cherries.
5. Cheese ==== Marshmallows. They are HALAL.
6. More crust ==== Some Austrian almond paste..thing...
7. Pocky ==== Pocky. Pocky tastes awesome.

Step 1: waffer crust. IT'S SO DRY.

Step 2: Sauce time.

Step 3: More crust. These things taste like ass.

Step 4: Laying down the cheeeese

Step 5: Melt it in the microwave a little...

Step 6: Cut up the sour cherries into 2 different colors to simulate peppers.

Step 7: Adding some pepperoni and peppers. Yum. LOOOKS good. LOOKS.

Step 8: Pocky. This isn't anything. Not sure what to do with them..

Step 9: OH YEAH LOLOLOL

Step 10: Second pizza...

Step 11: Tried to put it in the oven. Perhaps failure?

Step 12: Tasting it...

Step 13: Toasting the other one....

THESE WERE TERRIBLE.

Sorry. Haha. The conclusion here is to make the crust with some actual dough and to NOT TRY TO EAT AN ENTIRE ONE. This was so damn sugary.

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