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Time to Eat Some Chinese Candy by:Pox 2012/03/28 So today I went to Montreal's Chinatown with a friend of mine. I bought candy. Weird candy. This is what happened next. Oh there's even MORE! *** Ok so someone informed me that not all of these are Chinese. Haha. Here's the breakdown: *** - Chew things == Chinese - Koala Snack == Thailand - Asparagus Sable == Japan - Okonomyaki chips == Japan - Shrimp chips == South Korea - Cuttlefish chips == South Korea - Yellow Balls == China Ok what the hell is this? It's cute and all. The only information I can find on the front of the package is this: LIMITLESS MAGNIFICENCE Alright, sweet, looks like I accidentally bought the best candy on earth, can't wait to try it... Oh..wow that looks.. appetizing.. hmmm...some kind of dried...prune..? Oh God why is it so s...salty? Wharg... Hmmm save me, save me aspartame! Ok what's next.... Some kind of chews? Is this gum? They look like gum packages. Wait.... what's this? HOLY FUCK! Ok that doesn't look too bad... Hmm...pleasant texture...peanut butter taste... ...and..s..soap? What? Ok how about this peppermint one then.... Meh... Oh this looks good! Koalas? Yes. Aw it's some kind of tiny little cookies... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAW Hmmm Strawberry or something... GOOD, GOOD! I approve of this one. What now? Oh right .... I ate those already... They tasted like BBQ chips. BIG DEAL. Why'd I even bother? Oh... that's..creative... What's in this...?? Wow...yep not a single trace of asparagus... Hmm waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiittttaminute... Oh great! Thanks, Chinese convenience store person! Well.. aright.. how bad could it be... I... I can't tell if this smell is normal... Looks like little crackers... ... WHY WOULD YOU MAKE THIS??? Erg... Oh boy... *reads ingredients* Yeah it sure does contain cuttlefish... Hey waitaminute here... OK! *sniff* *crunch* *crunch* Hm kinda good... Wow what a let-down! This is normal! So that's what they do with all those shrimp heads we don't eat... Well.... alright... no time like the present... This is BORINGLY gross. Worst snack ever. Maybe I'm getting tired of eating this junk now... Oh wait, one last thing! ... PLEASANT IN AFTER-TASTE.... Yeah this is definitely something's testicle. Smells... Arrrf NO! NOOOO! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS??? YOU DIE!! THAT'S WHAT I THINK OF YOU! GULP GULP GULP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaah! Saved! Well I highly recommend you buy tons of Chinese candy, obviously! DELICIOUS. Can't wait to see what happens to my body now! Follow My Stuff ( cause it's rad, and you are rad, therefore must do this): Related on Site: ONGOING CHALLENGE: INKTOBER: One inked drawing a day for october! Will post when done. COMPLETED CHALLENGES: June 2015 - Count Every Calorie Eaten 2013 - Facebook's 100 Foods Challenge (96/100) 2013 - WATCHING IMDB'S TOP 250 MOVIES 2011 - 3 DRINKS FOR A WHOLE YEAR 2009 - THE INSANE CALORIE LADDER RECENT DRAWING: ( CLICK ON IT TO ENLARGE) CLICK TO VIEW ALL DRAWINGS RECENT FUNNY: ( CLICK ON IT TO ENLARGE) CLICK TO VIEW ALL FUNNY IMAGES GAMES I'VE MADE: Soda Dungeon Free mobile game I made with Afro-Ninja! Itunes version. Super Rad Awesome Another Treasure Hunt game by Deathink using my Pixel Posters! Bionic Chainsaw Pogo Gorilla Big Free Online Game for Adult Swim! Spring Pixel Poster Hunt 3rd Pixel Hunt by Deathink using my Pixel Posters! Territory War Online 3 Game by Afro Ninja that I've Made a Bunch of Graphics For! Chocolate Run A game I made for St-Valentine's Day! Evolvo Way better / beefier version of Evolvo! Frozen Pixel Hunt NG User Deathink made this game with my Winter pixel poster! Evolvo Eat a Bunch of Fish. Goon: The Game Beat up hockey players and murder them violently. Abobo's Big Adventure The biggest and best Flash game on the internet. Insanity Box 2 30 mini games to crush you! View more Flash Ever notice that almost every band has that one song everyone knows, and then there's that OTHER song who no one knows,but which eventually becomes your favorite once you look deeper into the band? I have lured executives to my page. © Copyright 2008 The Family Network.Inc All Rights Reserved.