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The OkCupid Drinking Game

by:Pox

2012/03/05

OkCupid is one of the most popular online dating sites where girls can go post pictures of themselves to get free attention from random guys. All you need to do to start playing is spend like an hour making a profile. What a bargain! Then you have access to profiles of hundreds of girls with eerily similar descriptions of themselves. You'll think you've stumbled upon an astrology readings brainstorming session!

DRINK WHEN YOU SEE:

- A picture of themselves doing a silly face
- A thin girl that has "Replies very selectively"
- An overweight girl that has "Replies often"
- A girl clearly lying about their body type ( i.e. fat selects "average") despite the presence of pictures...
- Own a cat and have a picture of it

DRINK WHEN THEY WRITE THAT THEY:

- Love to have fun / laugh / smile
- Like to travel / go on adventures
- Mention it's hard to sum themselves up
- Like to draw / paint / take photographs
- Have a twisted sense of humor / they are sarcastic
- Want to change the world
- Spend a lot of time thinking about world problems
- Are really curious about the world
- Are Bisexual
- Are vegetarian / don't like meat that much
- Are studying something useless in University with no real-world application

DRINK WHEN THEY WRITE THAT THEY ARE GOOD AT:

- Laughing / Smiling

** Need at least 2 to drink, then drink for each extra one after the first 2 **

- Laughing
- My cat / dog
- Travel / adventures
- Food
- My friends
- My family
- Love

- You feel like it
- You think we'd get along
- You want to know more
- You're funny
- Some variation of "you can spell"

=== BONUS SCAVENGER HUNT GAME ===

This is even more fun! Try and find these items while browsing girl profiles! IT'S NOT HAPPENING! Good luck anyway!

- A girl who says she wants a guy with a lot of money
- A really hot girl with anything but "replies very selectively"
- She says she doesn't like to travel
- She uses the "Overweight" body type instead of all the cute words for fat like "Curvy" and "Full-figured"
- A girl who lists what she reads and it contains no fiction authors / titles
- A girl who doesn't describe her vast intellect / amazing personality
- She admits she is attracted to guys who work out

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Sorry there's not a version for girls, I haven't gotten around to making a female profile to troll guys. Yet. In all seriousness, it's not so bad, give it a try one lonely night instead of masturbating to your Samus action figures.

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