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by:Pox

2007/11/20

The Nintendo DS is a really popular system, so lots of people want to try their luck with it and make games. Games no one will play.
Ever.

Either way: WRONG

The game ends after 10 years when your dolphin gets stuck in a fishing net and you eat bits of him for dinner in your tuna salad.

All the fun of not owning a horse combined with the fun of having a DS and not playing good games on it.

This is from France, there's actually 2-3 games like this. They teach you the rules of the road. Man, who'd be crazy enough to buy this? I didn't even read the book they told me to get when trying to pass that course. Hell I didn't even do the theory, I just passed the stupid test easy. Best part is that on the governement's site, you can find all this info plus quiz games to train you.

And I love the "3+" age rating. That's a good indicator of how smart you actually need to be to pass the theory part of a driving exam.

This one is called "Animal Paradise" or something like that. I don't know what it is, but I imagine it involves killing cute animal babies to send them to paradise where they can be killed again by bored Scientologists ( the only real religion ).

Challenge my "Animal IQ"? NEVER >:O

Table tennis is so lame as a video game. I'm pissed they stole such a kickass name and stuck it on such a crappy concept.

Upcoming sequel: Bouncer DS.
Will wait until they make "Drunken Irishmen Fistfights DS".

There is no such thing as a "Fish Tycoon".
All the fun of Zoo Tycoon, minus 99% of the animals.

It just makes me sad to think that talented artists and programmers get sucked into doing this shit for a living until they land a cool Castlevania-related gig.

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