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Different kinds of farts. by:Pox 2008/11/09 I'm sorry. Sonic Boom Description: You know it's coming, but it just won't breach the barrier until the pressure builds up enough, then it explodes in one clean, dry boom. Earthquake Description:The lowest frequency attainable. Can only be achieved while sitting down. The energy of the expulsion must transmit itself directly from your buttocks to your seat, producing vibrations that everyone in the room can feel ( ideally). Dog Whistle Description:A normal fart that keeps rising in pitch until it becomes inaudible to human ears but causes neighboring animals to become agitated and/or aggressive. Silent Killer Description:Probably the most infamous fart of them all. Completely muffled and concealed by the author, but so pungent you can sometimes taste it. Assault Rifle Description:A series of many short consecutive farts. You can release them in small bursts of 3 or 4, or just go all the way and empty the entire magazine in one go. Wetlands Description:The most dreaded fart. Starts normal but quickly turns into a nightmare as you feel wetness between your cheeks that probably just destroyed your underwear. Inferno Description:This is the part where you regret taking that bet to eat 3 habanero peppers. Half-n-Half Description:When you make it to the toilet and have violent gassy spurts of diarrhea. You're releasing a mixture that is half shit, half gas. Holocaust Description:Usually occurs the morning after you've spent the night drinking. Your insides are all messed up from the dubious bar food and the beer still fermenting in you as you release half a dozen farts of increasing pungency over the course of an hour or so, transforming whatever room you're in into a deadly gas chamber. Impossible Spiral Description:No one's ever heard this one. What's that smell? Description:What is it? It doesn't smell like a fart. *sniff* GOD WHAT IS THAT? It doesn't smell that bad.. but it doesn't smell like food either... Follow My Stuff ( cause it's rad, and you are rad, therefore must do this): Related on Site: ONGOING CHALLENGE: INKTOBER: One inked drawing a day for october! Will post when done. COMPLETED CHALLENGES: June 2015 - Count Every Calorie Eaten 2013 - Facebook's 100 Foods Challenge (96/100) 2013 - WATCHING IMDB'S TOP 250 MOVIES 2011 - 3 DRINKS FOR A WHOLE YEAR 2009 - THE INSANE CALORIE LADDER RECENT DRAWING: ( CLICK ON IT TO ENLARGE) CLICK TO VIEW ALL DRAWINGS RECENT FUNNY: ( CLICK ON IT TO ENLARGE) CLICK TO VIEW ALL FUNNY IMAGES GAMES I'VE MADE: Soda Dungeon Free mobile game I made with Afro-Ninja! Itunes version. Super Rad Awesome Another Treasure Hunt game by Deathink using my Pixel Posters! Bionic Chainsaw Pogo Gorilla Big Free Online Game for Adult Swim! Spring Pixel Poster Hunt 3rd Pixel Hunt by Deathink using my Pixel Posters! Territory War Online 3 Game by Afro Ninja that I've Made a Bunch of Graphics For! Chocolate Run A game I made for St-Valentine's Day! Evolvo Way better / beefier version of Evolvo! Frozen Pixel Hunt NG User Deathink made this game with my Winter pixel poster! Evolvo Eat a Bunch of Fish. Goon: The Game Beat up hockey players and murder them violently. Abobo's Big Adventure The biggest and best Flash game on the internet. Insanity Box 2 30 mini games to crush you! View more Flash I can't believe there's people stupid enough to buy a membership to a porn site. I have lured Cobra henchmen to my page. © Copyright 2008 Amqui Petting Village All Rights Reserved.