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You Know You're Hungry When

by:Pox

2008/09/14

You know you're hungry when...

- You're eating sauce

- You brush your teeth longer because the toothpaste tastes like food

- You get dizzy after one beer

- You start craving Dentyne

- You're about to finish a jar of dill pickles

- You're actually telling your belly to shut up

- You try eating an onion.

- You contemplate eating any of these: blue cheese, kraft dinner, butter, packets of Jello, Cheese Whiz.

- You sprinkle some spices straight into your mouth

- You start licking your last pieces of food to make them last longer.

- You're chugging vanilla/ maple syrup

- You're starting to think of words your stommach is saying when its growling. Like "grwhamburrrrgerruggle"

- You're drinking a lot of water to see if it will fill you up. ( it won't btw, and neither will ice )

- You're eating whatever you find on the floor if it's dry food. Chips, cereal and popcorn are prime cuts.

- You wonder "Am I really hungry, or just bored?" and conclude that just asking a stupid question like that means you're about to eat your fist

- You try to sleep it off like an idiot.

- When you're sort of getting used to being hungry and you're suddenly not that hungry. In fact you can't really remember why you ever ate food in the first place. That's when you know you need to eat a hamburger, AND FAST.

- You get a little taste of your pet's food. It's not poisonous, right?

- You're watching the Discovery Channel and all you can think about is eating the animals

- You start eating cold food; like cold spaghetti, cold pizza, cold hamburgers, cold steak...

- You start making a list about things you're thinking of doing because you're really hungry...

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