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by:Pox

2012/06/20

If you have a laptop or a smart phone, please read this article while securely sitting on the toilet lest you ruin everything around you.

Practice makes perfect and no one has perfected practice like the Asians, having practiced practicing so much and for so long. Now sit back and enjoy Asian people being way too good at things machines can still do 200 times better.

1. Basket Robot

The saddest thing here is knowing that even with those skills, the best thing he can win is probably a 5 inch tall teddy bear.

2. QWOP World Record

If you don't understand, just go play QWOP for 5 seconds

3. Bullet Hell God

This is just one of many videos showcasing insane gamers facing the final bosses of crazy bullet hell shooters, so named because they are programmed by Satan-like dickholes to make gamers suffer needlessly as they memorize a serie of pixel-perfect movements to survive their creations.

4. Fast Workers

Can you imagine how awesome it was back in the 19th century, when almost everyone working in the city had at least one skill like bolting hubcaps or wrapping a wire around a tube at godlike speeds? It's really sad that robots have replaced humans whose only goal in life was to emulate robots. PROGRESS? Yeah right!

5. DDR Champ

Can we strap these people to dynamoes to power our cities already? What's with all this nonsense fracking and nuclear energy when the power of virgins is ripe for the plucking?