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The Big Movie Rating Page

by:Pox

2008/09/09

* Last updated: 2010-04-19
Warning: none of these are opinions. These are simply facts.

The Ratings	What it Means
	Completely impossible to watch.
	Utter piece of shit.
	No redeeming qualities. Barely finishable.
	Horrible movie, would never watch again.
	Boring.Nothing good about this, don't watch.
	Average movie, i.e. bad but watchable.
	Decent movie. Watch if you're bored.
	Good movie. Watch this.
	Awesome movie. Would watch it twice.
	Amazing movie that I'd watch multiple times.
	Incredible movie that kicks everyone's ass. Must watch.

In short: you should watch anything that has 7 or more.

THE LIST

TITLE	RATING	IN FIVE WORDS OR LESS:
6th sense ( the )		Everyone knows the ending now
8 Crazy Nights		Actually pretty alright
12 Monkeys		Boring, confusing, no payoff
30 Days of Night		Endless and depressing. BOO!!!
40 Year-Old Virgin ( The )		Incredible movie on all fronts
50 First dates		Standard Romantic Comedy
300		Well made + violent + wtf

A Beautiful Mind		Great, but total bullshit
A Christmas Story		Nothing happens. BORING BORING
A Knight's Tale		Better than I thought
A Few Good Men		Demi Moore was hot...
A Night at the Roxbury		The movie with one joke
A.I.		Weird and kinda boring
Accidental Husband ( The )		That guy's kind of insane
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective		Retarded but entertaining.
Ace Ventura 2		Still retarded, less entertaining
Adventureland		Mmmmblaaaah
Aeon Flux		Has cool moments.
Air Force One		Just some action movie
Airheads		Young Brendan Frazer Alert
Airplane		It's not that funny
Alien		Classic
Aliens		Still classic.
Alien 3		Pretty hardcore
Aliens : Resurrection		Grooooss
Alladin		The Best Disney movie EVER
Alladin2 : The Return of Jafar		Snnnnooooore
Alladin3 : The King of Thieves		No one cared anymore
American Beauty		overrated
American History X		Makes you think. About curbing.
American Pie 1		Classic teen movie
American Pie 2		Good follow-up
American Pie 3		Still decent
American Movie		Low Budget = Low enjoyment
Anaconda		Stupid but hilarious
Annie Hall		God, SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Anchorman		Slow start, awesome finish.
Animal House		Classic, but not that great
Apocalypse Now		No idea what's going on
Around the world in 80 days ( Jackie Chan)		Last movie with Arnold!
Asterix Contre Cesar		Good for a French movie
Asterix : Mission Cleopatre		Must-see if you're French
Asterix aux Jeux Olympiques		Piece of shit
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery		Hell yeah.
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me		Still good
Austin Powers in Goldmember		Got stupid
Avatar		Dances with Wolves in space

Back to the Future 1		Classic but...bleh
Back to the Future 2		Same deal
Back to the Future 3		When will this end?
Barb Wire		Quite terrible
Batman		Not that great
Batman and Robin		Run away from this
Batman Begins		Where's my cool vilain? >:(
Batman Forever		It burns my eyes
Batman Returns		Best old Batman movie
Battle Royale		Weird but cool
BattleField Earth		Sad and stupid. Rifftrax it!
Be Kind, Rewind		JUST DIE ALREADY AAAAAR
Beavis and Butthead do America		Brilliantly moronic!
Bedazzled		I say it's worth watching
Bee Movie		Yawn. Even if it's Seinfeld
BeetleJuice		Fucked up but pointless
BeerFest		Not really that funny
Beethoven		Well it's a kid's movie
Beethoven 2		Somehow it's better
Being John Malkovitch		Trippy
Beowulf		Booooooring
Beowulf and Grendel		Horrible and extremely depressing
Ben Hur		Epic, but Dated
Beverly Hills Ninja		Retarded
Bicentennial Man		Sorta uneventful, but very cool
Big		Classic
Big Daddy		Lol John Stewart
Big Lebowski ( The )		A lot of funny moments
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure		Mind dump
Billy Madisson		That chick is HAWT
Blade		As good as you'd expect
Blade Runner		More boring than you think
Bloodsport		What a terrible movie
Bon Cop, Bad Cop		Pretty good for something canadian
Boondock Saints		Bang Bang ka-pow. Yawn
Borat		A lot of hair
Born To Be Wild		Yawn, stupid gorilla
Bowling For Columbine		Watch if you hate guns
Braindead ( Dead Alive )		Endless and boring
Braveheart		FREEEEEEEEEDOOOM
Bruce Almighty		Surprisingly good
Bruno		The Joke's still not old
Buba Ho-Tep		Terrible
Bully ( The )		Best Rick Moranis role?

Canonball run		Would make a cool remake
Casper		Kid movie
Cast Away		So eerie..and unique
Catch Me if You Can		Awesome intrique
Changeling		Fight the POWAH BABE!
Chinese Connexion ( The )		Boooring
Christmas Vacation		Fuck yeah
Chronicles of Narnia		Blah
Chronicles of Riddick ( The )		Lot better than it looks
Citizen Kane		Best movie ever? haha NO
City of God		Pretty cool. Brazil sucks ass
Clerks		Some losers do nothing
Clerks 2		Some old losers do something
Click		Magic remote, come on!
ClockWork Orange		Way too long.
CloverField		Ok we got the gimmick
Cobra		Quite horrible
Cocktail		A movie about bars!! Yaaaayy..?
Commando		ARNOLD KICKS AAAAASSS
Con Air		Hardcore-stupid ending
Congo		Dumb monkeys.
Constantine		Good ending, even if stupid
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon		weeee I can flyyyyy
Curious Case of Benjamin Button ( the )		As overrated as nonsensical

4-War Dragon Wars		Tard Sandwich
Da Vinci Code		Horrible. Boring. No one cares.
Dan in Real Life		Yawn. Waste of Steve Carell
Daredevil		Makes no sense
Dark Knight ( The )		Awesome. For a batman movie.
Darwin Awards		Just stick to the books
Das Boot		Well I liked it...
Demolition Man		Classic ass-kicking
Departed ( The )		Bang I WAS A TRAITOR!
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo		Sorta funny
Die Hard		Classic
Die Hard 2 : Die Harder		Still Bruce Willis
Die Hard 3 : With a Vengeance		Effin'g masterpiece
Die Hard ( Live Free or )		Ok movie
Dirty Harry		So old and boring
District 9		Prequel/ Sequel would be better
Dodgeball		Norris, Shatner, Hasselhoff... totally rad
Dogma		Pointless
Donnie Darko		Confusing and pointless. Nice mask.
Downfall		Snoooooore
Dr. StrangeLove		Don't watch this overacted shit
DragonHeart		Corny but.. nice I guess
Dude, Where's my Car?		As retarded as you've heard
Dumb and Dumber		Epicly stupid.

E.T.		CLassic, of course
Edward ScissorHands		Beautiful, sad movie
Elephant Man ( The )		Felt like killing myself
Elf		Potent retardation
Emperor's New Groove ( The )		Decent, I guess
Employee of the Month		Corny is not for Dane
Epic Movie		What a failure
Eragon		Not that horrible
Eraser		Arnold kicking asses
Escape From New York		Pretty stupid
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind		Masterpiece
European Vacation		This is getting dated...
Eurotrip		Boring as fuck. Lucy Lawless!
Evan Almighty		That was unnecessary...
Evil Dead 2		Pretty cool I guess
Evil Dead3: The Army of Darkness		Master of catch phrases
Evolution		Gets really creepy and weird

Fabuleux Destin D'Amelie Poulain ( Le )		Well isn't this cute?
Face / Off		Pretty good
Fahrenheit 911		Watch it if it's 2002
Falling Down		That man is FUCKING CRAZY
Fantastic Four		average
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer		crap
Fargo		yawn
Fast Times at Ridgemont High		No story, but good times
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas		Crazy
Fernguly		Some kid's movie, whatever
FF7: Advent Children		Fight scenes, and only that
Fifth Element ( The )		Everyone needs to love this
Fight Club		It's not that great
Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within		Franchise waste
Finding Nemo		Decent kid movie
FlashDance		Why did I watch this?
Flight of Dragons		Makes no sense
Flintstones ( The )		Million times better than cartoon
Footloose		As gay as Flashdance
Forest Gump		Aw, so uplifting
Freddie vs Jason		What a shitburger
Free Willy		zzzzzzzzzz
FullMetal Jacket		Half a good movie
Funny People		Worse than I thought...
Futurama - Beast with a billion backs		Hey, it's Futurama!
Futurama - Bender's Big Score		Quite great

G.I. JOEs : The Movie		piece of shit
Gangs of New York		Whatever
George of the Jungle		Blah
Get Smart		Pretty awesome. Demand sequel!
Ghost in the Shell		nonsense
Ghost Rider		Shit vilains
Ghostbusters		Watch it for the song
Ghostbusters2		Stupid
Gladiator		Pretty badass
Godfather (The)		Why do people like this?
GodFather 2 (the)		Burp
Godzilla ( 1998)		Bad, but better than classic
Golden Compass ( The )		Wtf is going on?
Good Burger		Vomit! Watch it.
Good Luck Chuck		Yeah, decent
Good Will Hunting		Maaatt Daaaaaaamon
GoodFellas		Here's a nickel: kill Peschi!
Green Mile ( The )		:,(
Grandma's Boy		Mel Gibson doppleganger
Greenberg		What a fucking douche
GrindHouse		Ok movies, awesome trailers
Groundhog Day		Love this for some reason

Hancock		Could have been better
Hangover ( The )		Instnat Classic for the kids!
Hannibal		Yawn
Happy Gilmore		Bob Barker? Yes
Hard Target		Shitty
Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle		Makes you burg
Harold and Kumar Go to Guantanamo Bay		Same as the first one
Harold and Maude		Aaaaah THIS FUCKING SUCKS
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone		Yawn, I hate kids
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets		Return of the stupid
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince		Harry Potter is retarded. There.
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban		Something sort of happens
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire		Yeah that's pretty decent
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows		Bwa bwa bwaaaa
Heavy Metal (1981)		Decadent. Warning: bad
Heavy Metal 2000: Fakk2		Too much story
Hellboy		Cool moments
Hellboy2		Whaaatever
Hercules ( Disney )		Too many songs
Hercules in New York		Beyond terrible
Highlander		There should only be one
Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy (The)		Unfunny to the extreme
Hobbit ( The		Yeah
Home Alone		The poster doesn't make sense
Hook		Come on, it's classic
Hot Fuzz		Not as good as Shaun
Hot Rod		Best soundtrack of 2007
Hot Shots		Funny sometimes
Hot Shots: Part Deux		Comedic Gold
Hot Tub Time Machine		Darrel, you're getting fat!
House of Flying Daggers		Beautiful, but boring
How to Tame Your Dragon		Great kid movie
Hulk		Waste of CGI
Hulk ( 2008 )		Thanks for skipping the origin!
HunchBack of Notre-Dame ( The )		Pretty amazing animation,as excpected

I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell		Better than expected
I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry		Yyyyeeeaaaaah
Ice Age		Pass the CHEESE
Incredibles ( The )		Quite nice, but screw kids
Independence Day		Beyond ridiculous
Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost Ark		Amazing classic
Indiana Jones: The Temple of Doom		Good because of classicness
Indiana Jones: The Last Crusade		Best of the series
Indiana Jones: Kingdom of the Crystal Skull		Argh I hate you, Shia
Demolition Man		Extremely Overrated
Inglorious Basterds		Chick flick with pussy vampires
Demolition Man		Darwin wins. Yay
Inherit The Wind		Hardcore movie, but lame vilain
Invention of Lying ( The)		Those people are too stupid
Invictus		Boring Oscar Bait
Island of Dr. Moreau		Stinking shitburger

Jackass: The Movie		Hahaha yaaaay
Jackass 2		hahaha weeeeee
Jackie Brown		Boring
James and The Giant Peach		Someonw please kill me
James Bond: Casino Royale		Daniel Craig = Good James Bond
James Bond: Die Another Day		Blah
James Bond: Dr. No		Kooky classic. Still boring
James Bond: GoldenEye		+1 for the N64 game
James Bond: Goldfinger		Best old Bond
James Bond: Moonraker		Retarded but funny
James Bond: The Man with the Golden Gun		Still kinda good
James Bond: The World is Not Enough		Yeah, whatever
James Bond: Tomorrow Never Dies		Pretty good
Jaws		classic, but come on
Jerry Maguire		Quite uplifting.
Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter		unwatchable
Jetsons ( The Movie )		boring. Fuck the Jetsons
Jingle All The Way		haha yaaay Arnold
Joe Dirt		What did you expect?
Judge Dredd		Kinda badass. Kinda
Judgment at Nuremberg		How old movies should be
Jumanji		Classic case of 90's CGI
Jungle Book ( The )		I say it be good
Juno		Someone shut her up!
Jurassic Park 1		Super-great
Jurassic Park 2		Super-stupid!
Jurassic Park 3		Whatever
Just One of the Guys		Some 80's High School movie

Karate Kid		Yeah right, he'd lose
Karate Kid 2		Better than the first
Kick Ass		More like KICKED ass!!!LOLOLOL
Kill Bill 1		Awesome movie, awesome soundtrack
Kill Bill 2		too long
King Kong (2005)		Decent Job
King Kong ( 1933 )		Hehehehe stop-motion
Knocked Up		Love this or perish
Kung-Fu Panda		You'll like it. OR ELSE
Kung Pow		Beyond terrible

Last Action Hero		Cool Arnold flick
Last Samurai ( The )		nonsense
Last Seduction (The)		Ends badly for the guy
Last Unicorn (The)		Loved this as a kid
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen ( The )		Very weird, congrats. Rolleyes
Liar Liar		Yeah
Life Aquatic ( The )		So boring
Lion King ( The )		Culturally relevant!
Little Mermaid ( The )		I love Disney
Little Miss Sunshine		Yaaaaaaaawn
Little Shop of Horrors		NO! >:(
Lone Wolf McQuade		Zzzzzz Chuck Norris??? Zzzzz
Longest Yard ( The )		Has its moments
Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the rings		Endless
Lord of the Rings: Return of the King		Still cool
Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers		Best one
Lost in Space		What the fuck
Love Guru ( The )		Who threa a stink bomb?

Mad Max		This is not Mad Max
Mad Max - Road Warrior		Yes, kickass
Mad Max - Beyond Thunderdome		Why is it so cool?
Madagascar		Run-of-the-mill kid movie
Major Payne		Hardcore
Mallrats		Boring, but ending redeems it
Maltese Falcon ( the )		85% smartass 40's gangster speak
Man on the Moon		Aaaaw :,(
Man with the Iron Mask ( The )		Cool action movie
March of the Penguins		Depressing. As. Fuck.
Mars Attacks		Stupid
Mask (The)		Classic Jim
Mask of Zorro ( The )		I liked Zorro
Matrix		yes, yes, classic
Matrix: Reloaded		Sorta cool
Matrix: Revolutions		Completely retarded
Meet the Fockers		Lot better than I thought
Memento		I forgot about this movie
Men In Black		Space aliens from space!
Men In Black 2		Still got it
Metropolis ( Anime )		zzzzzzzzzzz
Million Dollar Baby		So sad ;,(
Minority Report		What's going on?
Mission Impossible		Mega-classic
Mission Impossible 2		Baaaaad
Monsters Inc.		annoying
Monsters vs Aliens		Almost good enough
Monty Python : The Meaning of life		God, shut them up
Monty Python and the Holy Grail		Not that great you nerds
Mortal Kombat		Had to be there
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation		Terrible haha
Motorcycle Diaries		Boring + who cares?
Mr. Deeds		Cool, cool
Mr. Holland's Opus		Sorta stupid
Mrs DoubtFire		Hehe yay
Mulan		Not Disney's best
Mummy ( The )		High concentration of tard
My Big Fat Greek Wedding		Yeah alright it's decent
My Neighbor Totoro		Boring
Mystery Men		Decently funny
Mystery Science Theater 3000 - The Movie		Funny but BORING
Mystic River		Blah

Nacho Libre		Terrible
Naked Gun 1		Classic O.J.! UH OHHHH!
Naked Gun 2.5		Still got it
Naked Gun 33.3		Gettting stale
Napoleon Dynamite		You just don't get it
Neverending Story ( The )		Yawn
Neverending Story 2 ( The )		Awesome kid movie! Yay!
Nexxt		Fuuuuuuck yoooooou
Nightmare Before Christmas		I guess it's pretty
Ninja Scroll		Weeee violence!
Nutty Professor (The)		FART FART FART FART LOL!

Ocean's Eleven		Heistastic
Ocean's Thirteen		I really don't care
Octagon ( The )		Retarded. Contains Ninjas
Office Space		Stapler. Mmmmmmmkay? Thanks
Once Upon a Time in the West		Quite boring
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest		My brain hurts
Onion Movie (The)		What's not to love?
Orgazmo		Terrible
Other Guys (The)		Nonsensical fun times
Over the Top		Arm wrestling? Stupid

Passion of the Christ (the)		Whine whine whine
Patriot (the)		Exact same movie as Braveheart
Pearl Harbor		+1 for attack scene
Pee Wee's Big Adventure		Plunge into insanity
Peter Pan ( Disney)		Some old kid movie
Pianist ( The )		Toooo long
Pinneapple Express		Hell Yeah, this is awesome
Pirates of the Carbbean: Curse of the Black Pearl		Good
Pirates of the Carbbean: Dead Man's Chest		Good
Pirates of the Carbbean: At World's End		Good
Pitch Black		Sorta cool, like Aliens
Plan 9 From Outer Space		vomit
Planet of the Apes ( New One )		WTF Ending
Platoon		AAAHH I GOT SHOOOOOT
Police Academy 1		Ok, pretty cool
Police Academy 2		Erg
Police Academy 3		Barf
Precious		You win the depression award
Predator		RAAAAWWWWN GOOOOOOO
Prestige ( The )		It was ok
Princess and the Frog ( The )		Disney's Half Comeback
Princess Mononoke		Yawn
Producers ( The )		A musical? Really? Fuck no
Psycho		Classic =/= Good
Pulp Fiction		Yaaaaaaay
Punch Drunk Love		What's going ooooon??
Punisher ( The )		Decent
Pursuit of Happiness ( The )		Aaaaaaaw

Quest ( The )		Funny nonsense

Rain Man		RAAAH ME CRAZY
Rambo : First Blood		Sweet movie
Rambo 2		Pure shooting
Rambo 3		Pow pow pow pow
Rambo 4		Rambo is still hardcore
Raw deal		hahaha horrible
Red Dawn		Guns were never so boring
Red Heat		Ahhhhhnold
Red Sonja		+1 cause of Arnold
Reno 9/11 : Miami		Hell yeah, watch this
Requiem for a Dream		Screw that
Reservoir Dogs		Uuuuuh? Ok?
Roadhouse		Roadhouse! ROADHOUSE
Robocop 1		Instant classic. Make more :,(
Robocop 2		Boring
Robocop 3		Completely ridiculous
Robin Hood: Men in Tights		Tedious
Rock (The)		Ridiculous, but awesome
The Rocker		Teen movie? Nooo
Rocky 1		Amazing classic
Rocky 2		Still good
Rocky 3		Bleh. But. Mister T.
Rocky 4		DRAGO RULES
Rocky Balboa		So nostalgic :,(
Rocky Horror Picture Show		Beyond shit
Role Models		LARPing awareness
Rookie of the Year		Some kid movie
Royal Tenenbaums (The)		Better than I thought
Run Fat Boy, Run		Hank Azaria is a badass
Running Man ( The )		Completely retarded hahaha

Sandlot ( The )		Pretty good
Saving Private Ryan		They did save him!
ScarFace		If only for your culture
Scary Movie 4		Not that bad
Schindler's List		Overhyped, but good
School of Rock		Ooooh Jack
Scrooged		80s.... ...
Secret of NIHM (the)		Confusing.. yes
Secret of NIMH 2 ( the )		Yawn
Semi Pro		Retarded, as you'd expect
Seven		Just gross
Shaolin Soccer		Strange
Shaun of the Dead		Quite awesome
Shawshank Redemption		Stunningly awesome!
Shrek		Damn you Mike Myers
Shrek 2		The good Shrek
Shrek 3		The bad Shrek
Sicko		Michael Moore... haha
Sideways		How to fuck up 101
Silence of the Lambs		Why do people like this?
Simpsons: The Movie		Meh, it's the Simpsons
Sin City		Artsy fartsy
Sinbad: The Legend of the 7 seas		Decent Disney ripoff
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow		Let me down :,(
Slap Shot		Only good if french-dubbed
Slumdog Millionaire		Yeah that would never happen
Smokey and the Bandit 1		Tard
Smokey and the Bandit 2		Mega-tard
Smokey and the Bandit 3		God, dies already
Snakes on the Plane		Bad and boring
Space Jam		haha why not?
Spaceballs		Could have been way better
Spawn		Whaaaaat the heeeeell
Speed Racer		Man I love this one
Spider-Man		Epic
Spider-Man2		Stil amazing
Spider-Man3		NO! >: (
Spinal Tap		A little boring though
Spirit: Stallion of the Cimaron		Some kid movie.
Spirited Away		I love this
Star Trek 2 : The Wrath of Khan		Khaaaaaan etc. etc.
Star Trek 6		Pfff whahaha ridiculous
Star Trek: First Contact		All hail the Picard
Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace		Shit on our memories
Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones		Decent Action
Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith		Things turn retarded
Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope		Classic but a little boring
Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back		The best movie ever made.
Star Wars Episode VI: Return of The Jedi		Jabba + Emperor + Space Battle = Awesome
Star Wars Holiday Special		OH MY GOD!!! AAAAARRRR!
StarGate		Decent
Stargate: Continuum		IF you like the show
Stargate: The Ark of Truth		If yo live the show
StarShip Troopers		Stylish movie
StarShip Troopers 2		Terrible
Sting ( The )		Good for an old crap
Stranger Than Fiction		Wasn't that great
Street Fighter		Wasted franchise much?
Striptease		Lots of boobs
Sum of All Fears ( The )		Yes, we're aaaaaaall scared
Super Troopers		Decent comedy
Superbad		Haha McLovin'. Ooooooh
Superman		Superman can't do that!
Superman Returns ( 2006)		Waste
Superman2		Best vilains!
Superman3		Utter shit
Superman4		Nooooo
Superman: Doomsday		If you like the cartoons
Super-Size me		I learned things!!
Sword in the Stone (The)		Stop signing ar fuck you

Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby		Will Ferrel is neat
Taxi Driver		Why do people like this?
Team America: World Police		Beyond awesome
Teen Wolf		Ignoble
Tenacious D - The Pick of Destiny		Some good moments
Terminator 1		Pretty classic
Terminator 2: Judgment Day		Arnold at his best
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines		Still a great movie
Terminator: Salvation		Meh
The Blair Witch Project		Complete shit
The Fugitive		Entertaining
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly		Epic, but ENDLESS
Thelma and Louise		:,(
Time Cop		Terrible use of time travel
Titanic		Bloop bloop bloop bloop
TMNT movie 1		Yaaaaaay
TMNT movie 2		Stupider and better!
TMNT movie 3		Whaaaa? Stupid. Gimme Krang
Tootsie		Wow, someone has a problem
Top Gun		Gay, but RAD
Toy Story		Original, 15 years ago
Toy Story 2		Such great movies
Toy Story 3		Promotes recycling!
Transformers ( 1986 )		Second best movie ever made
Transformers ( 2007 )		Terrible. Damn you Michael Bay
Tremors		Hahaha stupid worms
Tron		God this is boring
Tropic Thunder		Very nice start
True Lies		A true action movie
Truman Show ( The )		Epic indeed
Twister		Why did they make this?

UHF		Brain... hurt..angry
Ultimates ( The )		Pretty cool cartoon
Ultimates2 ( The)		Lamer than the first
Unbreakable		Good cast, at least
Unforgiven		Yawn
UP!		Awww.yawn
Usual Suspects ( The )		Good from what I recall

Vacation		Oooooold
V for Vendetta		Pass the pretentious sauce please
Vampire Hunter D		nonsense
Vegas Vacation		Funny stuff

Wall-E		As good as Pixar Gets
War of the Worlds		Edgy. Dumbass ending
War on Kids		Calm down man, calm down
Watchmen		Underwhelming as hell
Waterboy ( The )		Predictable. But hey.
Waterworld		Hahaha come on, this rules
Wayne's World		EXCELLENT
Wayne's World 2		Still excellent
Wedding Crashers		Meh
Weird Science		Well that chick's kinda hot
Wild Wild West		Decent action.
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory ( original)		Welcome to crazyville
Wizard ( The )		Boring kid movie
Wrongfully Accused		Not as funny anymore

X-Men		Sweeeeeet
X-Men2		Good movie
X-Men3		So many special effects
XXX		Very dumb, congrats

Yes Man		Hhhyeeeeah...
You Can't Mess with the Zohan		You Definately Can't
Youth in Revolt		Michael Cera...die

Zach and Miri Make a Porno		Cute
Zoolander		Good for a couple laughs
Zombieland		Yeah it's good enough