| MOVIE | RATING | REVIEW |
| 1.The Shawshank Redemption (1994) |  | Super classic movie. |
| 2.The Godfather (1972) |  | Boring. |
| 3.The Godfather: Part II (1974) | | Better than the first, but you shouldn't watch the first anyway. |
| 4.Pulp Fiction (1994) | | Forever Tarantino's Best. |
| 5.The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966) |  | Let's just admit it: It's too long. |
| 6.12 Angry Men (1957) | | Old yet super awesome. |
| 7.The Dark Knight (2008) | | It's sort of ridiculous, let's get real. |
| 8.Schindler's List (1993) | | Kind of a downer. |
| 9.The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003) | | Sweet action movie. Kinda long. They're all long. |
| 10.Fight Club (1999) | | Overrated. |
| 11.Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980) | | Best movie ever? Probably. |
| 12.One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (1975) | | Frustratingly fucked up. |
| 13.The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) | | These movies are sweet. |
| 14.Inception (2010) | | Cool but stupid. Come on. Admit it. |
| 15.Goodfellas (1990) | | Kind of pointless but still badass. |
| 16.Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977) | | So dated by now. HAIRCUTS ANYONE? |
| 17.Seven Samurai (1954) |  | Horrible. 3 hours of torture. |
| 18.The Matrix (1999) | | I guess you should watch it just for pop culture credits. |
| 19.Forrest Gump (1994) | | How can you hate this? Just pretend it's not retarded. |
| 20.City of God (2002) | | Bummer. |
| 21.The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002) | | Probably the worst of the trilogy. Still, adventure! |
| 22.Once Upon a Time in the West (1968) | | Don't subject yourself to this one! |
| 23.Se7en (1995) | | I am not into crime / police / heist movies so yeah. This one is just for pop culture points. |
| 24.The Silence of the Lambs (1991) | | So stupid. Again just watch for pop culture. |
| 25.Casablanca (1942) | | TOLERABLE. |
| 26.The Usual Suspects (1995) | | So many crime movies. Why do people care? |
| 27.Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) | | They don't make em' like this no more! |
| 28.Rear Window (1954) | | Fun times with peeping! |
| 29.Psycho (1960) | | This movie's fucked up. |
| 30.It's a Wonderful Life (1946) | | So dated, but still cool. Bill O'Reily probably masturbates to this. |
| 31.L�on: The Professional (1994) | | Bah |
| 32.Sunset Blvd. (1950) | | This movie is crazy, but the acting is terrible. Or dated. Either way... |
| 33.Memento (2000) | | I have no idea what's going on. |
| 34.American History X (1998) | | -1 For being so patronizing. |
| 35.Apocalypse Now (1979) | | Bah who cares? |
| 36.Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991) | | FUCKING RIGHT TERMINATOR. |
| 37.Dr. Strangelove(1964) | | What a turd, avoid. |
| 38.The Dark Knight Rises (2012) | | Batman's fine. |
| 39.Saving Private Ryan (1998) | | Am I the only one who thinks this is way too long? |
| 40.Alien (1979) | | Barf! |
| 41.City Lights (1931) | | ARRRRRRRRRRRRR |
| 42.North by Northwest (1959) | | This is so awesome. Men in the 50s were the biggest dicks ever. |
| 43.Spirited Away (2001) | | This is insane and weird and awesome. |
| 44.Citizen Kane (1941) | | More like Citizen Snore. |
| 45.Modern Times (1936) | | Just drop a brick on your foot for an hour, it'll be the same. |
| 46.The Shining (1980) | | You don't need to subject yourself to this... |
| 47.Back to the Future (1985) | | Every year it gets dumber :D |
| 48.Vertigo (1958) | | One of the more pointless Hitchcock movies... |
| 49.The Pianist (2002) | | Bah fuck you, exploitative ww2 movie. |
| 50.The Departed (2006) | | This made me angry. Plot twists aren't a movie. |
| 51.American Beauty (1999) | | Worth it just to laugh at the bag scene. |
| 52.M (1931) | | Erg |
| 53.Taxi Driver (1976) | | BLURG |
| 54.Paths of Glory (1957) | | Short and sweet WW1 movie. |
| 55.Life Is Beautiful (1997) | | Can't tolerate with shit. |
| 56.Toy Story 3 (2010) | | Why this one?? Guess people were just nostalgic. |
| 57.Double Indemnity (1944) | | That was a nice one. |
| 58.Aliens (1986) | | Nice action flick. |
| 59.WALL�E (2008) | | I'm a sucker for animation. So. |
| 60.The Lives of Others (2006) | | Slow but interesting. |
| 61.A Clockwork Orange (1971) | | People need to get this movie's cock out of their mouths. |
| 62.Am�lie (2001) | | Haha yay feel good. Life is nothing like this. |
| 63.Gladiator (2000) | | Yeah kick some ass! |
| 64.Intouchables (2011) | | Fun at first but it's here only for pretention's sake. |
| 65.The Green Mile (1999) | | So classic. |
| 66.Lawrence of Arabia (1962) | | An amazing movie no one's watching anymore. Indiana Jones in the 60s. |
| 67.To Kill a Mockingbird (1962) | | This has no business being there. |
| 68.The Prestige (2006) | | Lol wtf is going on?? |
| 69.The Great Dictator (1940) | | Wow, patronizing mixed with slapstick? WHERE DO I SIGN UP? |
| 70.Reservoir Dogs (1992) | | Not so good. Come on. |
| 71.Das Boot (1981) | | Kind of long but amazing once you get into it. |
| 72.The Third Man (1949) | | Zzzzzzzzz |
| 73.Requiem for a Dream (2000) | | Fine we get it, it's weird and a commentary etc. etc. |
| 74.The Treasure of the Sierra Madre (1948) | | Old timey prospecting fun! YEEHAW. Main character is a fucking douche though. |
| 75.Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004) | | Who hates this? No one. |
| 76.Cinema Paradiso (1988) | | Impossibly long feel-bad movie. Why would anyone make a feel-bad movie? BOO. |
| 77.Once Upon a Time in America (1984) | | It's alright but it lasts almost FOUR FUCKING HOURS. |
| 78.Chinatown (1974) | | Meh, some crime thing. No one cares. |
| 79.The Lion King (1994) | | Ok this isn't the best Disney movie you fucking furries, quit it. |
| 80.L.A. Confidential (1997) | | Fine crime movie. Again. People are obsessed with crime movies. |
| 81.Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi (1983) | | Wow, top rating despite ewoks? Must be pretty awesome! |
| 82.Full Metal Jacket (1987) | | Just watch the first half. |
| 83.Braveheart (1995) | | Little long but so epic. |
| 84.Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975) | | It's not funny anymore. |
| 85.Oldboy (2003) | | Oh man this is super fucked up and badass. |
| 86.Singin' in the Rain (1952) | | ASDKASJD WHY... THE SIGNING.. THE DANCING..MAKE IT STOP |
| 87.Some Like It Hot (1959) | | Actually alright old timey comedy. |
| 88.Amadeus (1984) | | Such a sweet movie. I'd rather movies decide what history actually was. |
| 89.Metropolis (1927) | | Ok it was innovative and all but now it's just torture. |
| 90.Rash�mon (1950) | | It's ok but just a little TOO weird. |
| 91.Bicycle Thieves (1948) | | Crap. |
| 92.2001: A Space Odyssey (1968) | | If you like this, take a really long look at your life. |
| 93.Princess Mononoke (1997) | | Meh. |
| 94.Unforgiven (1992) | | Little slow. |
| 95.All About Eve (1950) | | Decent, good ending. People sure were witty back then. |
| 96.The Apartment (1960) | | Bah, way too long and frustrating, cept for the end... |
| 97.Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989) | | Hurray, internet. |
| 98.The Sting (1973) | | Decent old heist movie. |
| 99.Raging Bull (1980) | | Well that was kinda shit. |
| 100.The Bridge on the River Kwai (1957) | | So epic. |
| 101.Die Hard (1988) | | Hell yeah motherfucker. |
| 102.Witness for the Prosecution (1957) | | TWIST ENDING? Maybe. |
| 103.Batman Begins (2005) | | Na na na na na |
| 104.Grave of the Fireflies (1988) | | A BUMMER IN A CAN. |
| 105.A Separation (2011) | | It's interesting because it's foreign but meh. |
| 106.Pan's Labyrinth (2006) | | This movie is irritating. Feels like wasted potential. |
| 107.Downfall (2004) | | Erg, making ww2 boring is hard but they did it. |
| 108.Mr. Smith Goes to Washington (1939) | | GOSH DARN IT! SWELL! JEEPERS! |
| 109.Yojimbo (1961) | | Probably the best Kurosawa movie. |
| 110.The Great Escape (1963) | | Riveting. |
| 111.For a Few Dollars More (1965) | | Style over substance eh. Still worked. |
| 112.Snatch. (2000) | | Fuck this. |
| 113.Inglourious Basterds (2009) | | Ain't that good. |
| 114.Up (2009) | | I think we all know what 10 minutes of this movie put it on here. |
| 115.On the Waterfront (1954) | | Does not age well. |
| 116.The Elephant Man (1980) | | Kind of traumatizing |
| 117.The Seventh Seal (1957) | | The least terrible Bergman movie I've seen this year. |
| 118.Toy Story (1995) | | 20 years later it's not that groundbreaking... |
| 119.Heat (1995) | | So many.. big names |
| 120.The General (1926) | | Man that's old and weird. |
| 121.The Maltese Falcon (1941) | | No one cares. |
| 122.The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012) | | Too fucking long seriously. |
| 123.Blade Runner (1982) | | I need to rewatch this. |
| 124.Gran Torino (2008) | | Man Clint is so grumpy and rad. |
| 125.Rebecca (1940) | | No one ever talked like this, I'm 100% sure of that. |
| 126.Wild Strawberries (1957) | | So God damned pointless. |
| 127.Fargo (1996) | | Blah |
| 128.The Kid (1921) | | Chaplin alert. Avoid. |
| 129.Scarface (1983) | | Another movie here for pop culture value. |
| 130.The Avengers (2012) | | What else could you want in a superhero movie? YEAH BEAT SOME ASS. |
| 131.The Big Lebowski (1998) | | Just watch this high at 2am like I never did. |
| 132.Touch of Evil (1958) | | Fairly dreary detective movie by today's standards. |
| 133.Ran (1985) | | Just horrible and endless. |
| 134.The Deer Hunter (1978) | | I guess the russian roulette thing makes it worth watching but it's overly long... |
| 135.Cool Hand Luke (1967) | | Worth a look. Paul Newman rules. |
| 136.Sin City (2005) | | Style over substance eh? Still kickass. Read the comics too. |
| 137.The Gold Rush (1925) | | Probably the most tolerable Chaplin movie. |
| 138.Strangers on a Train (1951) | | Super awkward and crazy movie. Hitchcock was awesome. |
| 139.No Country for Old Men (2007) | | Wtf is this?? |
| 140.It Happened One Night (1934) | | Sort of a boring comdy by today's standards but you'd like it. YOU'D LIKE IT. |
| 141.Jaws (1975) | | The little Jaws jingle is better and more memorable than the actual movie. |
| 142.Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998) | | No idea what any of these idiots are saying or doing. Snore. |
| 143.The Sixth Sense (1999) | | Ok well we kind of all know how it ends now too... |
| 144.Platoon (1986) | | Some generic war movie. |
| 145.High Noon (1952) | | Bucket of yuck. |
| 146.Hotel Rwanda (2004) | | Yeah. I mean. Fine it's good but I just don't give a shit about Rwanda. |
| 147.The Thing (1982) | | Narrowly gets the blue by being so referenced and classic. Otherwise still solid story and has aged well. |
| 148.Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969) | | Feels like just a bland western to me. HMM TASTE THE BLANDNESS. |
| 149.The Wizard of Oz (1939) | | What the fuck is wrong with people, seriously. Do you know a lot of movies with midget dance numbers that are good? |
| 150.Casino (1995) | | This is basically Goodfellahs. Watch Goodfellahs. Then watch this if you want more Goodfellahs. |
| 151.Trainspotting (1996) | | I was bored out of my mind within 10 minutes. Thick Brit accents don't make a movie more enjoyable, I can't understand a word they're saying. |
| 152.Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003) | | Sweet sweet violence and epic soundtrack. What are you doing if you haven't seen this? |
| 153.Warrior (2011) | | I predict this Rocky ripoff will slide down the list into death soon enough. |
| 154.Annie Hall (1977) | | Did you ever wonder what Curb Your Enthusiasm would be like if it was a movie and supposed to be taken seriously? |
| 155.Notorious (1946) | | Quite forgetable Hitchcock. |
| 156.The Secret in Their Eyes (2009) | | This movie is worth it just for the ending. Kind of slow otherwise. |
| 157.Good Will Hunting (1997) | | Classic movie of course but doesn't help the public's view of science...or reality...or psychology... |
| 158.Gone with the Wind (1939) | | Holy fuckshit, it lasts FOUR HOURS. Felt like four YEARS. |
| 159.The Grapes of Wrath (1940) | | If you've ever wondered if the depression was depressing: Yes. Yes it was. |
| 160.The King's Speech (2010) | | You'll never guess how it ends. Haha. Nevertheless, compared to the rest of this list, have to give it decent marks... |
| 161.Into the Wild (2007) | | Watch if you feel like not enough people treat you like an imbecile in life. |
| 162.Life of Brian (1979) | | Let's face it: Monty Python is pretty dated now. |
| 163.My Neighbor Totoro (1988) | | Pretty cute... but... what else?? |
| 164.Finding Nemo (2003) | | So bland and PC. Why was this such a blockbuster? What's wrong with people? |
| 165.V for Vendetta (2005) | | It's better than the comic at least! |
| 166.How to Train Your Dragon (2010) | | I like this movie. This is how animated movies for children should be done. |
| 167.Dial M for Murder (1954) | | Oh Hitchcock you card you! Always inventing crazy murder plots. |
| 168.The Big Sleep (1946) | | The big sleep was me watching this. GET IT? I was confused the whole time, no idea what was happening. Nor did I care. |
| 169.Ben-Hur (1959) | | Such epicness. |
| 170.The Terminator (1984) | | In no way does this rating reflect my bias for 80s music. |
| 171.Network (1976) | | Always relevant even 40 years later. They predicted FOX news! |
| 172.Million Dollar Baby (2004) | | Boo hoo. |
| 173.There Will Be Blood (2007) | | So long. So boring. Squandered potential. |
| 174.The Night of the Hunter (1955) | | Did not age well. At all. One of the worst Hitchcocks. |
| 175.Stand by Me (1986) | | Terrible. Some lame coming of age weinerfest. |
| 176.Donnie Darko (2001) | | It's decent. And weird. Pointlessly weird. But some people like that. |
| 177.Black Swan (2010) | | Weird for the same of weird. |
| 178.Groundhog Day (1993) | | How can you hate this? You'd be a soulless monster. |
| 179.Dog Day Afternoon (1975) | | One of the best Pacino movies you've never heard of. It's so damn sweet. |
| 180.Twelve Monkeys (1995) | | Time travel blahblah. When Terminator exists, you better make something damn awesome with your time machines. |
| 181.Amores perros (2000) | | I guess this is good if you've never seen Pulp Fiction? |
| 182.The Bourne Ultimatum (2007) | | James Bond with amnesia, basically. Doesn't it feel like you've see this movie 30 times before? |
| 183.Mary and Max (2009) | | That is one depressing-ass movie. Pretty quirky and worth a watch. |
| 184.The 400 Blows (1959) | | It lured me into thinking it'd go somewhere but then it ended and I flipped it the bird. |
| 185.Persona (1966) | | It's like listening to the inner monologue of a 14 year old goth. |
| 186.The Graduate (1967) | | SO THAT'S WHERE THAT'S FROM! Is what you will say when you watch this movie. |
| 187.Gandhi (1982) | | The problem with historical movies is that you learn so little. Ok I get it, British people are super evil and the Indian way of povery and medieval mysticism is genius blabla. |
| 188.The Killing (1956) | | Movie that just shows how versatile Kubrick really was. |
| 189.Howl's Moving Castle (2004) | | If you're going to watch just one Miyazaki movie, I recommend this one. |
| 190.Life of Pi (2012) | | It was gewd. I guesssss. |
| 191.The Princess Bride (1987) | | Such a classic. Watch the fuck out of this right now. |
| 192.8� (1963) | | Sleeping pill downloaded straight into my eyes. |
| 193.The Artist (2011/I) | | Yuck + Yuck = Yuck. |
| 194.Slumdog Millionaire (2008) | | No one is that lucky. I hate this. >: ( |
| 195.Argo (2012) | | I just want to watch the movie in the plot. Come on make it. |
| 196.Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? (1966) | | Like shards of glass in my brain. Who thought making this was a good idea?? Why does this exist? |
| 197.The Hustler (1961) | | It's like Rocky, except will... pool...Kinda stupid if you think about it. But don't. |
| 198.A Beautiful Mind (2001) | | Most of this is untrue. So. I dunno. |
| 199.La strada (1954) | | Holy shit you think Schinderl's List is depressing? |
| 200.The Manchurian Candidate (1962) | | I have to think at some point in history people thought this was possible. |
| 201.Rocky (1976) | | AAAAAAWE YISSSSSSSSSS |
| 202.The Wild Bunch (1969) | | Long. Boring. Aging cowboys shooting a bunch of things. I CARETH NOT. |
| 203.Anatomy of a Murder (1959) | | I love trial movies for some reason. Jimmy Stewart is also fun because... I don't know why. |
| 204.Stalag 17 (1953) | | Decent war movie. Pretty similar to The Great Escape. |
| 205.The Exorcist (1973) | | I guess watch it for historical purposes if you care. |
| 206.Sleuth (1972) | | Such a Hitchockiam movie with Batman's butler. |
| 207.Rope (1948) | | Kind of a classic but skippable. |
| 208.The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance (1962) | | Jimmy Stewart, John Wayne, plates of beans. Yah. It was decent. |
| 209.Barry Lyndon (1975) | | Why have I never heard of this before? |
| 210.District 9 (2009) | | Are they making a sequel to this? Bah. |
| 211.The Perks of Being a Wallflower (2012) | | Hipsters: The Movie |
| 212.Infernal Affairs (2002) | | Wait isn't this just The Departed? |
| 213.Stalker (1979) | | Pure agony. Watch Cube if you want a mystery that doesn't suck. |
| 214.Roman Holiday (1953) | | Man Audrey Hepburn was hot. |
| 215.The Truman Show (1998) | | Classicest classic. |
| 216.Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003) | | Just watch this one so you don't have to watch the others. |
| 217.Ip Man (2008) | | Good ole Kung Fu movies. One man against 20? Sure. Let's all attack him one at a time with girly slaps, nobody hold him down! |
| 218.Ratatouille (2007) | | Why do people like this oh so predictable children's movie? Do you really want a rate to touch your food? DO YOU? |
| 219.The Diving Bell and the Butterfly (2007) | | Horribly depressing, pointless. HE DIES AT THE END. There don't watch it. |
| 220.Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (2011) | | I understood none of this but still knew it was insulting my intelligence. |
| 221.In the Name of the Father (1993) | | I never heard of this before. Pretty good Shawshank Redemption type movie. |
| 222.Monsters, Inc. (2001) | | Standard fare. Getting bored of things like this... |
| 223.A Fistful of Dollars (1964) | | I can't tell these apart anymore. |
| 224.A Streetcar Named Desire (1951) | | Brain rape. Confusing "Interpret it like you want" type story. NO DICE! |
| 225.Star Trek (2009) | | THIS AIN'T NO NEXT GENERATION SON. |
| 226.Incendies (2010) | | Well. It's Canadian... ... bleh |
| 227.Beauty and the Beast (1991) | | Yay Disney. |
| 228.Nausica� of the Valley of the Wind (1984) | | Right we get it Miyazaki, machines are evil blabla. |
| 229.Rosemary's Baby (1968) | | I had my doubts but it's a pretty good movie. |
| 230.Harvey (1950) | | Haha JImmy Stewart. I think this movie is a biographical piece. |
| 231.La haine (1995) | | WE ARE LE FRENCH OUI OUI now here's a hamfisted social commentary. Snore. Artsy and dumb. |
| 232.All Quiet on the Western Front (1930) | | I guess in 1930 the idea of pointing out that war really sucks was novel? This movie is really violent as fuck though. Impressed. |
| 233.The Wrestler (2008) | | +1 for tits. |
| 234.Rain Man (1988) | | I don't know why I like this. Is it rape to try and seduce idiot savants? I hope so. |
| 235.Shutter Island (2010) | | Who didn't see that coming just from the trailer? |
| 236.Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter... and Spring (2003) | | Good times with Asians and their philosophies of life. I AGREE WITH THIS MOVIE. |
| 237.Nosferatu (1922) | | Reverse boner. |
| 238.Manhattan (1979) | | God damn Woody Allen is insignificant. |
| 239.Mystic River (2003) | | I don't remember what this is about anymore. |
| 240.Battleship Potemkin (1925) | | Eye knives again. |
| 241.3 Idiots (2009) | | You've never heard of this movie but it's awesome, as long as you skip the dancing parts. |
| 242.Big Fish (2003) | | Hey I like these pseudo feelgood stories. |
| 243.Papillon (1973) | | +1 because you've never heard of this epic movie before. |
| 244.Castle in the Sky (1986) | | Decently entertaining Miyazaki. Par for the course. |
| 245.Shadow of a Doubt (1943) | | Meh. Not the best Hitchcock. You think a twist is coming but NOPE, LIES. |
| 246.Jurassic Park (1993) | | How is that movie this low on the list? You retard imdb voters. |
| 247Bringing Up Baby (1938) | | Pretty sure they use this to torture prisoners in North Korea. |
| 248.The Untouchables (1987) | | YEAH BITCH CHANGE THE JURY. |
| 249.In the Heat of the Night (1967) | | The original buddy cop movie! Sort of. Not really... uplifting or anything... |
| 250.Let the Right One In (2008) | | What the hell is wrong with Swedes? Seriously. |
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