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Seanbaby's Back!

by:Pox

2009/03/16

This is probably the most important thing to happen to the internet since the first kilobytes of naked women were tranferred from one sluggish phone line to another.

If you don't know who Seanbaby is, first: reevaluate your life, and second: Seanbaby.com.

"If you can't do a situp, you've been raped by donuts. "- Seanbaby

His site looks just as crappy and fucked-up as it did in 2001. It's a mad jumble of old layouts and random fonts arranged in no particular order. It acts as a constant reminder that the rest of the internet is not funny. Thanks to Youtube and Facebook, the net is now roamed by vast legions of brainless, humorless shallow sacks of crap who can't appreciate a good Erasure joke. Just look at Youtube's most viewed channels.

With the exception of Jon Lajoie ( who is THE MAN), it's all vomit. Why, just look at this horrible thing:

What the FOSHIZZLE? Who dares subscribe to this rank vomit? And in second place: Celine Dion TV? When did Celine Dion fans become aware of the internet?

" I realized that without the music, you'd have no idea that this was dancing. Every deaf person watching this thinks that four retarded karate masters came back from the distant future and are violently choking on our atmosphere. "
- Seanbaby

Seanbaby is wise. He was possibly the only funny person to ever write for the video game industry but now he got canned for being too damn awesome and he's back to updating his site! After 5-6 long years of re-reading the Super Friends Page every day, I finally have something to look forward to in my life!

A Super Friends comics, in all its glory:

The best thing about the page is that all the videos are in REAL PLAYER FORMAT. Real player was great back in 2000-2001 when it didn't try to set up an adware-riddled Apple store wannabe on your computer.

I hope his site never changes. Fuck new layouts and redesigns. Hurray for timeless comedy. Because at the end of the day, no one gives a shit about space-age sterile layouts with rounded edges and gradient backgrounds.

So in honor of his return and just because I felt like it, I drew this: