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by:Pox

2009/04/07

Making stupid meme shirts is easy! Here, I'll do it! You tell me if I'm hot or cold on this. This is just a small sampling of the categories available to deliver instant wearable humor.

Note: I haven't copied these shirts off of any ones that I know of. There's just so many stupid shirts available now on the internet, I wouldn't be surprised if someone else has already thought about some of these. Who gives a shit anyway? It's not like I'm selling them. If these shirts existed, only I would be allowed to wear them.

The tv / movie reference shirt. All you have to do is take anything from a funny movie/show and slap it on a shirt! It's easy!

Examples from Bustedtees.com:

Then there's the shirt that makes a joke about being read. Like "By the time you're done reading this, you'll have wasted 4 seconds" or the classic "Look at my tits instead of reading this shirt which contains 0 tits, only text"

Examples from Roadkillshirts.com:

In the same category, you have the ironic misspelling shirt...

* I noticed after making this that there's already a couple of dyslexia shirts out there. Well that proves either that I'm just as brilliant as shirt-makers, or they're just as stupid as I am.

Examples from Bustedtees.com:

After that, you have the stupid/awesome animal shirt. Just pick a random cool animal and put it on your shirt. Bears, giraffes, crocodiles, sharks, triceratops and so on.

Examples from crazydogshirts:

Then there's the obscure cartoon/tv show reference. You don't want to use something like the Simpsons or Transformers, because everyone knows that. No, you want something that was popular but that no one ever gave a shit about (it's possible. Example: everybody knows about homeless people). Something like the Snorks or Biker Mice from Mars.

Examples from 80stees:

Another popular option is to make a drawing out of a common expression. Like if there was a class for a character who attacks with turds in Final Fantasy games, you could make a shirt called "Party Pooper" and put that guy on there! So clever.

Examples from Bustedtees.com:

In the same category, you have the "Word Play That is Kinda Funny But Not Really" shirt. Just take any expression and force a change to it that really doesn't work, like when people change the pronunciation of words in their songs to make a rhyme.

Examples from Bustedtees.com:

Another classic: the dirty term made not dirty anymore.

Examples from Bustedtees.com:

And let's not forget the ultra-popular "I Made a Flash Movie That Has 20 000 Views, so Here's a Shirt About it!". Thanks a lot, Cafepress.

If you suck at the internet, click here.

Examples from Newgrounds.com:

Little less popular is the kind of shirt that NO ONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD EVER WEAR. The kind of thing where you think to yourself "Man it would be really awesome if someone wore that in the street....but I wouldn't talk to them...ever"

If you suck at the internet, click here.

Examples from crazydogshirts:

And you've got those "clever" shirts that make some kind of lame joke about the wearer. This is supposed to send the message that you're a funny person, because only the cleverest of comedians would buy other people's jokes and wear them in public for an entire day.

Examples from crazydogshirts:

And even more clever are the shirts that insult the reader.

Examples from crazydogshirts:

But the epitome of text-only shirt comedy has to be the "Overly Offensive Message Shirt". I can't imagine the kind of moron who wants to walk around with a shirt that tells other people to fuck off, but there's gotta be a lot of them because there are dozens ( probably) of websites selling these.

Examples from crazydogshirts:

In a different vein, the strangest of shirts: fictional company shirts. These are shirts that feature a company or service made up in a tv show or movie. They rule..

Examples from Bustedtees.com:

Alright I think that's enough. You get the point. The point being that there are way too many shirts that exist in today's world and that any idiot can come up with a design.

Oh and I made a stupid Flash about it, you can browse it to see what the shirts would look like!