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I Am Still Hungry

by:Pox

2012/02/19

I bought 50 pieces of sushi today and ate them all in one sitting. It was easy. Have you noticed how food isn't as filling as it used to be? Back in my day, an apple would fill you right up! But now with all these damn conservatives being elected in the government, the filling factor of food has clearly been cut on by big corporations to increase their profits yet again. Fucking assholes. Look at this alarming chart:

Based on this, which I assume is what science-tists refer to as a "Double-Blind Peer-Reviewed Study", we see two things:

1- John Goodman has reached the escape hunger, which means, like his smaller cousin the black hole, that he will never be full until he has consumed all the matter in his general cosmic vicinity.

2- I eat too much, or so THEY would like me to think. In reality, the food has just become less filling over time.

Because of...

hum...

Pesticides.

And genetic modifications.

Monsanto, you owe me 300 pieces of sushi, and none of that shitty cucumber and avocado vegetarian nonsense; I want FISH.

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