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STUFF TO BUY:

GOOD vs EVIL poster

Shirts!

Pixel Posters 4 pack

The Alphabet of Manliness

FRIENDS:

If you're anything like me, you're tired of seeing the same crap sold online. Stickers? Really? I stopped collecting stickers the same day I was old enough to play Mortal Kombat 2, on my 8th birthday. So finally, here's the store for you! Where you can buy things you ACTUALLY WANT. Except with my colors on it and at a 15% markup!

FINALLY!

ITEM # 712345 - FARTS IN A JAR

PRICE: $15 ***UNLIMITED SUPPLY!

For those days when life seems like a pointless, endless string of trials and complications. Crack one open to liven up most of the atmosphere around you.

Comes in 5 different flavors!

-Morning Thunder
-Vegetarian's Delight
-Chocolate Rain
-Methane Mayhem
-All Dressed

ITEM # 332 - PENNIES

PRICE: $0.02 / each

I love pennies! Pennies are great! I use them all the time! I can't believe I have to sell them instead of holding up the line at the grocery store while I count up to $23.47!

Don't let this opportunity to stock up on pennies FOR MERE PENNIES pass you by!

Pennies bring good luck too.

ITEM # 442 - THE PUNCHING BAG PUNCHING BAG

PRICE: $200

A great stress-reliever! Make your workout more dynamic with this piece of equipment featuring something you'd want to punch all day long to help motivate you. Buffs your arms up twice as fast as masturbation.

ITEM # 1231 - TRIVIAL PURSUIT: GUESS WHAT I'M THINKING ABOUT EDITION!

PRICE: $32

Tired of losing at this stupid game that was designed for people who listened in class? Then try this version and wipe the smug grin off your smart friend's face as he struggles to guess: Are you thinking about cottage cheese? Lebanon? Hercules? Some animal you've just made up?

Make the game more exciting by not counting all the times you'll correctly guess "sex" or "boobs" while you play with your buddies.

ITEM # 22346 - DOUBLE KATANA

PRICE: $325

This baby is all business. No longer will you be frustrated opening up boxes containing swords made with over 30% of blunt, undeadly handle.

This is a martial artist dream's come true!

ITEM # 33462 - T-SHIRT SWEATSHOP

PRICE: $2 000 000

At long last: a level of customization that lets your imagination spread its wings! Make all the t-shirts you want. Pick the color. Pick the size. Make it as big as a parachute. Make t-shirts for horses. Set the price! Set the hours of your new employees! Chain them to their machines! Enjoy total immunity as the owner of this facility located in scenic Bangladesh. No longer will you lose sleep over the question of what would happen if you neglected building codes long enough for your death trap to collapse on your workers.

The answer is: NOTHING. Hooray.

ITEM # 12512 - CUSTOM F-22 RAPTOR "THE SHOCKER"

PRICE: $170 000 000 *limit 10 per customer ***free shipping to Iran!!!

Wether it's for getting revenge for the crappy snacks on NorthWest Airlines or simply for commuting to work, you can now do it at 5 times the speed of sound! Be the envy of all your billionaire friends as you breeze by their Bugatti Veyron and beat them to the Burger King drive-thru window.
Why "The Shocker"? Becase everyone who sees you in it will be SHOCKED! HA! HA! Also their eardrums will explode as you break the sound barrier while pulling a Maverick over their beach house.

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