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Things you can buy on Trueswords.com by:Pox 2009/03/04 For those of you who don't know, Trueswords.com is a teenager's wet dream. You can purchase any dangerous/sharp object you can imagine for sweet sweet sweatshop prices. I was browsing it for reasearch purposes of the most important kind and was mildly amazed by some of the crap they sell: 500 000 Volt Stun Baton... 47.99$ Currently out of stock... Uh oh... Secret Lipstick Stun Gun 32.99$ Hiding tazers in every day items you use almost by reflex.... yes brilliant. Complete Guide to Lock Picking 19.99$ If you're buying this you're either an aspiring criminal or an idiot who lost the keys to his house. Caltrops 2.99$ The best thing you can do with these is not step on them by accident. Barbarian Spike 13.99$ For some reason, you can't buy this if you live in California. The website offers no clues as to why that is. You can buy a razor sharp sword or a stun gun but not a glorified baseball bat? American Eagle Dagger 9.99$ Perfect for stabbing illegal immigrants, terrorists and black people ( in self-defense of course ). US Military Style Helmet w/ Chin Strap 16.99$ I just love the dumb look on his face. Just look at him. He's so happy to own this helmet. He feels so pretty. Bullet Knife 6.99$ The ultimate weapon. Some Piece of Shit 19.94$ This might just be the stupidest, tackiest piece of crap you could ever give anyone. Brilliant. Death Stalker 38.99$ Wear one on each arm as you go about your daily life and earn the respect of your peers. Drug Prevention Tests - 5 Panel 17.99$ Look at that kid, he's 5 years old and his dad regularly tests his urine to see if he does blow. You might think it would look nuts to walk around with metal scorpions strapped to your arms but.. THIS... now THIS is insane. Grim Reaper Toilet Brush 21.99$ Makes cleaning the toilet even scarier. I love the internet. So much. Follow My Stuff ( cause it's rad, and you are rad, therefore must do this): Related on Site: ONGOING CHALLENGE: INKTOBER: One inked drawing a day for october! Will post when done. COMPLETED CHALLENGES: June 2015 - Count Every Calorie Eaten 2013 - Facebook's 100 Foods Challenge (96/100) 2013 - WATCHING IMDB'S TOP 250 MOVIES 2011 - 3 DRINKS FOR A WHOLE YEAR 2009 - THE INSANE CALORIE LADDER RECENT DRAWING: ( CLICK ON IT TO ENLARGE) CLICK TO VIEW ALL DRAWINGS RECENT FUNNY: ( CLICK ON IT TO ENLARGE) CLICK TO VIEW ALL FUNNY IMAGES GAMES I'VE MADE: Soda Dungeon Free mobile game I made with Afro-Ninja! Itunes version. Super Rad Awesome Another Treasure Hunt game by Deathink using my Pixel Posters! Bionic Chainsaw Pogo Gorilla Big Free Online Game for Adult Swim! Spring Pixel Poster Hunt 3rd Pixel Hunt by Deathink using my Pixel Posters! Territory War Online 3 Game by Afro Ninja that I've Made a Bunch of Graphics For! Chocolate Run A game I made for St-Valentine's Day! Evolvo Way better / beefier version of Evolvo! Frozen Pixel Hunt NG User Deathink made this game with my Winter pixel poster! Evolvo Eat a Bunch of Fish. Goon: The Game Beat up hockey players and murder them violently. Abobo's Big Adventure The biggest and best Flash game on the internet. Insanity Box 2 30 mini games to crush you! View more Flash The microwave always beeps way too long and too loud. BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEP BEEEEEEEP I have lured genies of the lampshade to my page. © Copyright 2008 Maddox All Rights Reserved.